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  • A Courteous Person
  • - One who says "Excuse me" before farting and "Sorry" after that.
  • A Dishonest Person
  • - One who farts and then blames one's dog.
  • A Foolish Person
  • - One who suppresses a fart for hours.
  • A Knowledgeable Person
  • - One who knows when to fart.
  • A Miserable Person
  • - One who truly enjoys to fart but cannot.
  • A Mysterious Person
  • - One who exhudes undetectable farts.
  • A Nervous Person
  • - One who stops in the middle of a fart.
  • A Proud Person
  • - One who think his farts are extremely pleasant.
  • A Sadistic Person
  • - One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his bed mate.
  • A Scientific Person
  • - One who farts regularly but is concerned with pollution.
  • A Shy Person
  • - One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
  • A Stereotype Person
  • - One who farts regularly.
  • A Strategic Person
  • - One who conceals one's farts by loud laughter.
  • A Stupid Person
  • - One who farts and then takes in a deep breath to balance up.
  • A Thrifty Person
  • - One who has farts in reserve.
  • A Vain Person
  • - One who loves the smell of one's own fart.
  • An Amiable Person
  • - One who loves the smell of other people's fart.
  • An Anti-Social Person
  • - One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
  • An Aquatic Person
  • - One who farts in the bath then bursts the bubbles.
  • An Athletic Person
  • - One who farts at the slightest exertion.
  • An Honest Person
  • - One who admits he has farted but offers a good medical reason.
  • An Intelligent Person
  • - One who can determine the smell of his neighbours' farts.
  • An Unfortunate Person
  • - One who tries to fart but shits instead.
  • .....so which one describes you?
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